Series: Oliver Moon, Junior Wizard
By Sue Mongredien
“Twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen…” Oliver Moon said, counting the days on the calendar that hung on the kitchen wall. “Sixteen, seventeen, EIGHTEEN! Only eighteen days until my birthday!”
It was early evening, and Oliver had just got down from the tea table. Oliver’s dad was washing up at the sink and his mum was feeding the Witch Baby the last bit of her mashed slug pudding. Mrs. Moon smiled at Oliver. “Not long to go,” she said. “You’ll have to write out your party invitations soon.”
“Ooh yes,” Oliver said, thinking quickly. “Well, I’ll invite Jake, of course, and Colin, and Hattie, and Pippi, and—”
“And ME!” the Witch Baby interrupted, through a sluggy mouthful.
Oliver grinned at his sister. “Yes, you can come too,” he said. “Let’s see, who else…?”
“If you write me a list, I can send out some invitations by a Delivery spell tonight,” Mrs. Moon said, scooping up the last spoonful of slug pudding and popping it into the Witch Baby’s mouth. “Then we can start thinking about party games, and food, and—”
“Cake!” the Witch Baby prompted. “Me like cake.”
“Me like cake too,” Mr. Moon said. “What sort do you fancy this year, Ol?”
Oliver thought for a moment. He’d asked for a cockroach cake last year, but his dad had overcooked it, so that it had been more like a charcoal cake. Maybe a rat-tail gateau decorated with fire-ants? Or a frog-foot tart, with spider jam? “Umm…” he said, trying to decide.
Would it be very rude if he asked for a cake from the Magic Bakery on Cacklewick High Street? They always had the most amazing creations in the shop window. “Well, I was wondering—” he began, but his dad interrupted, looking excited.
“How about a big squishy worm cake with snake-juice icing?” Mr. Moon suggested. “I’ve always fancied having a go at one of those.”
Oliver hesitated, then nodded. “Sounds great, Dad,” he agreed. It was really nice of his dad to offer to make him a birthday cake in the first place, he reminded himself. And, besides, the Magic Bakery was quite expensive – he would feel a bit guilty asking his parents to pay for a cake from there. “Thanks,” he said. “Now to make my list for the invitations!”
Oliver went into the living room, and got some parchment and a quill from the cupboard. He sat down on the sofa, feeling excited at the thought of his birthday. He couldn’t wait! After Christmas, it was definitely the best day of the year. His parents always brought him a special birthday breakfast in bed, then he got to open presents and cards with them, and then, at the party, he and his friends would play party games and eat lots of yummy party food. Even better, Oliver’s birthday fell on a Saturday this year, too, so there would be no school. What luck!
Oliver started to make his list of who he wanted to invite: Jake, Hattie, Colin, Pippi, Mitch, Harvey, Lucy, Carly and Eric – they were all friends from his class at Magic School. Oh, and Granny Moon, of course. He definitely wanted her to come – she was always such fun at parties, as well as being one of Oliver’s favourite people in the whole world.
He smiled to himself as he thought about what a great time they would all have together, away from the not-so-nice witches and wizards of Magic School. He certainly wasn’t going to invite Bully Bogeywort, his arch-enemy. Not likely! Nor would he invite snobby Sukie Swishcloak, sly Scott Shuffleslick or… well, there were quite a few people Oliver wasn’t keen on, actually. On a separate piece of parchment, he wrote down the names of all the people not to invite: Bully, Sukie, Scott, mean Marcus Mudbreath and greedy George Gullet. No way, Oliver thought to himself with a shudder.
Then he jumped as a shout from his mum came through from the kitchen. “Oliver, I’ve just seen the clock! Get your pyjamas on, please, it’s past your bedtime!”
Oliver left his lists on the sofa and went upstairs to get changed. Eighteen days and counting, he thought to himself cheerfully. Oh, his birthday was going to be a good one this year, he knew it already!
“Have a lovely day at Magic School, dear,” his mum said the next morning as Oliver put his cloak on, ready to go. “Oh, and I cast a spell to send out your invitations last night. Everyone should have got them first thing this morning.”
“Thanks, Mum,” Oliver said, opening the front door. He waved at his best friend Jake Frogfreckle, who was coming up the path. “Hi, Jake!” he called. “Did you get your invitation?”
Jake looked blank. “What?” he said.
Oliver walked down to meet him. “The invitation for my birthday party. Mum sent it last night.”
Jake shook his head. “No,” he replied.
“Oh,” Oliver said. “That’s weird. Well, it’ll probably be waiting for you when you get home. Mum only said a minute ago that she’d sent them all out.”
The two young wizards began walking towards Magic School. They hadn’t got very far when they heard a familiar voice. A familiar horrible voice. “Can’t wait for your party, Oliver!”
Oliver turned in surprise to see Bully Bogeywort standing behind him, with a smirk on his face as he waved a purple envelope.
“What?” Oliver asked. “What do you mean? You’re not invited, Bully!”
Bully sneered. “Oh yes, I am,” he gloated. “I got this invitation while I was having my breakfast, didn’t I? Bully, you are invited to Oliver’s party, it says. Saturday 25th, two o’clock.”
Oliver stared at the purple invitation Bully was holding. And then he stared at Jake – who hadn’t been sent one. Oh, no, he thought. Surely Mum hadn’t sent invitations to the wrong list of people? Had she really invited all of Oliver’s enemies, and none of his friends?
Oliver can’t wait for his birthday party ...until a mix-up with the invitations means that he’s lumbered with some unwanted guests. When food starts disappearing and presents go missing, it looks like Oliver’s party is set for disaster. Can Oliver stop the party-poopers in time to have a magical birthday? Oliver Moon wants to have the best birthday bash ever, but some of his guests have other ideas. Packed with comic exploits, extraordinary characters and more than a handful of magic. Featuring the hilarious illustrations of Jan McCafferty.
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Sue Mongredien read English at Leeds University. After graduating, Sue worked as an editor of children's books before leaving to travel around the world. She now lives in Brighton with her partner and three children and is a full-time writer. She has had over 60 books published.
Visit www.suemongredien.co.uk/ to find out more.
“Packed full of gruesome detail and great fun this is the latest exciting instalment in the Oliver Moon series. With an unforgettable combination of magic, family and friends this latest adventure in the Oliver Moon series brings fun and laughter along with stomach churning gruesome party food! With its easy and straightforward text and creative line illustration the world of Oliver Moon, his friends and family, including the fabulous Witch Baby, is bought to life for the reader. There is a subtle message running through this story all about friendship and understanding. Whilst magic can put wrongs right, there are some things that have to be faced up to, our enemies, or rather those people that we don't always get along with are often treated to their just rewards, as befits their behaviour. In the same way Oliver is treated for being a good and understanding host, despite a few misunderstandings! This book is a great light-hearted and fun read, perfect for those children who are too young for Harry Potter but who want to immerse themselves in the world of magic and wizardry. At the same time the subtle messages teach important lessons and the illustrations make it ideally suited for children from age 5-8 to enjoy reading.”
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